that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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