What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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