this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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