He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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