is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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