We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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