READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
did i just pee glitter
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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