I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
do nipples grow back?
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