So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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