I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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