Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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