That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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