You're my little dorito
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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