member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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