You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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