maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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