I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
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one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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