When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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