We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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