You're completely useless in the revolution.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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