She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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