i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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