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this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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