Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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