do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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