I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED