fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
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You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
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UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice