omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
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I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills