found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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