girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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