I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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