he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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