Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
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If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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