I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Are we still banned from the library?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
