I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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