I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories