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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.

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• (518): View more from New York

  i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.

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