Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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