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• (703): View more from Virginia

  someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...

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• (562): View more from California

  he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".

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• (818): View more from California

  I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.

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• (949): View more from California

  I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.

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• (619): View more from California

  Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.

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• (310): View more from California

  Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..

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