Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good