just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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