i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?