I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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