Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
you traded sex for a burrito?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Bring me that man meat
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
