just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
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Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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