from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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