it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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