so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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