We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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