morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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