i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
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well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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