Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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