I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
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Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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