I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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