the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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