Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
3 2 1 whiskey
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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