Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Found the puke drawer
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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