What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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