I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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