Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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