i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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