office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I am mentally ready for anal.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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